Reporter / Ask Konrad the Barbarian

I ghost penned this column for the Sablean Times quite some time ago, so I feel it is now safe to come clean with this little secret. Writing each issue was a huge amount of fun for me, and I hope for all the readers as well!

Issue #7

                        Ask Konrad the Barbarian

From the mail I've been getting it sounds like people want to be all
rough and rowdy.  CARRY ON, I say!  Nothing like waking to survey a
torn up tavern through bleary hangover-eyes the next morning to raise
yer spirits.

But enough about my event-planning business.  Let's plunge right into
the advice...

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DEAR KONRAD: Would it be possible to meet you in the Gloridome some
time? --Thinks Konrad is Tough Stuff

DAMMIT, THINKER: The Gloridome?  The GLORIDOME?!?!  You must be some
kinda primadonna to suggest that.  I'd much rather meetcha in the
tavern where I can punch ya square in the face and make it stick if'n
I need to.  Get out in the real world where real men conduct their

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DEAR KONRAD: Do you think you'd make a good demon-hunter?  We could
use all the help we can get in these troubling times.  --Badly Singed

DAMMIT, SINGED: Ya think I've been sitting on my butt in the Gloridome
day dreaming about the Gossip Queen or something?  Meet me at the next
Fire Lord and I can show you a few things about fighting demons.
P.S. Bring a bucket of water.

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That's all the advice I have for now, so keep those swords sharp!
Send your insignificant questions and pleas for the wisdom of Konrad
via the Post Office to Editor with a subject of: Ask Konrad.