Logs / Gut-Buster Porter Ale
Kerrin's Gut-Buster Porter Ale made its premier at a poetry contest held by the clerics guild. He had made a big batch of drinks for everyone to share, but somehow a bottle of the extra strong stuff was in the mix. This is one of the most unexpected deaths I've ever witnessed!
Tublen gets Kerrin's honey mead. Tublen gets Kerrin's honey mead. Tublen gets Kerrin's honey mead. Tublen gets Kerrin's honey mead. Tublen gets Kerrin's rich Stout Ale. Tublen gets Kerrin's porter ale. Daergar looks at Tublen. Kerrin tsks Daergar says, "Don't be a hog." Damieux hmms Alystrian looks at Tublen. Kerrin looks at Tublen. Tublen drinks Kerrin's honey mead. Kerrin says, "That man needs help." Halnio looks at Tublen. Dreth looks at Tublen. Dreth hmms Tublen drinks Kerrin's porter ale. Tublen's body rumbles as if there is an earthquake within! His stomach seems to be seizing up on him and you can tell he is in incredible pain! Suddenly, with a violent and noisy roar, he projects a cone of vomit with great force about the room! You are absolutely sickened by this horrid behavior! Tublen lies on the floor, strangely content in a fetal position. Tublen has shrugged off the mortal coil.
Too bad there wasn't an approriate death announcement like this...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Kerrin's "Gut-Buster" Porter Ale roars in triumph as it feasts on the bloody remains of Tublen's liver! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I can't imagine what the player thought when the ol' skull and crossbones popped up.