Bard / Jokes

Here is a selection of my jokes. Please do not be disappointed that all of them are not here. If everyone could view them all here, then there would be little incentive to come see me perform in person!

Some Kind of Joke?

A Vishnav, a Bilanxian, and a Setite walk into the Green Griffin tavern.

And Emirikol says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


Why did the Psion cross the road?

Because he THOUGHT he was on the other side!


What did one Fighter say to the other after trying on some new armor?

Do these make my AXE look big?