Here is a selection of my songs and poems. Please do not be disappointed that all of them are not here. If everyone could view them all here, then there would be little incentive to come see me in person!

• Silvanus and Erosia
• Fish
• Hail Caelia
• Glorydome Queen
• Chess

Birth and growth are miracles most true.
They are amazing to consider through.
Yet creation is oft taken as a given,
Like a simple part of everyday living.

Silvanus and Erosia share their immortal love
Blessing the entire realm each year from above.
It touches all the ground, the seas, and sky,
All creatures, plants, and people low and high.

The seeds will sprout, the trees will grow,
The next generation will be born, all told.
Humbled before this miraculous blessing we stand,
In wonder that life can continue across the land.

In our mortal lives we all seek purpose,
Wondering what we serve or who serves us.
For any who have held their own babe a'fore,
They know the answer to this query, for...

In their arms they glimpse the meaning of life.

Many creatures swim in the sea,
But none am I so happy to see,
As those who pass very close by,
And lunch on my very baited line.

Catching these fish may be trying,
Difficult at times, leading to sighing.
Their honor they give with their dying,
Making food most delicious for frying.

Caelia the respected Bishop,
Silvanus of the Sewers,
She embraces life
Both above and below.

There is this vague harem,
She not a member, but the master
Of strong men tanned and oiled.
Tease her endlessly, all in good humor.

But how I will remember her
Fondly and the best
Is dancing with the clouds
As do the youngest of babes.

I'm gonna tell you a story that you won't believe,
But I fell in love very late last evenin',
With a girl I saw in the Arena recovery room.

Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat,
When she caught my eye, and I sat right back,
And I asked her if she'd like to catch a couple o' shots and beers.

The night that I fell in love with a Gloooorydo-ome Queen!
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seeeen down in the Arena!

She's a five-foot-six, two-fifteen,
She's a bleached blonde bomber with a streak o' mean,
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight.

Well I looked at her and tipped my head,
She was built like a brick house with a head,
She said her fans call her Toughy, but all her buddies call her Spike!

You know that I fell in love with a Gloooorydo-ome Queen!
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seeeen down in the Arena!

Well I could not help it but fall in love
With this heavy duty woman I've been speakin' of,
Things were kinda bad until the day she popped into my life.

Well she might be nasty, she might be fat,
But I never met a person who wasn't this or that.
She's my bleached blonde bomber, my heavy two-handed weapon-wielding mama!

You know that I fell in love with a Gloooorydo-ome Queen!
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seeeen down in the Arena!

The rooks make not a sound
The knights whinny all around
The bishops chant this and that
The king and queen have had a spat
The pawns fumble about for their lives
The other side must be more organized
Tension is drawn high, I'm having a fit
Great rolling ground tremor! OH ****!

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