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The was the main part of an outstanding multi-part show put on by the talented and creative bards Ardie, Hlathan, and Rulfwar before a large and grand audience in the renowned lush courtyard.
Hlathan enters.
-> Ailin melts into laughter
Drasoini grins at Frobozz
Raeghin chuckles
Kendin cheers enthusiastically for Hlathan
Tharun . o O ( run run )
Hlathan says, "Hideyho, me merry men! Take note of me great size and
strength!"
Hlathan says, "Notice me massive muscles!"
Tharun coughs
Tharun snickers
Raeghin giggles at Hlathan
-> Laceia climbs up in the tree sitting by Cydda and Eax
Hlathan says, "Marvel at me fantastically strong armour, and fear me
fabulously sharp sword of Slaying!"
-> Hlathan brandishes his letter opener
Tharun gasps in astonishment at Hlathan!
Khyrl chuckles
Lokrian chuckles
Kendin cowers in fear
-> Hlathan puffs himself up
Raeghin giggles outrageously
Haigen shivers
Laceia grins
Frobozz laughs
Tharun says, "He's a mighty dwarf and a half! he'll save the day!"
Ailin smirks in amusement
Hlathan says, "I say, laddies, can I offer any of ye a sharpen?"
Hlathan says, "For a fee, of course"
-> Hlathan swaggers up and down the stage
Cydda grins
Eax smirks in amusement
Hendan chuckles
Zimri enters.
Drasoini enters.
Arcias enters.
Mecil enters.
Luftdon enters.
Hlathan says, "Who then would approach me?"
-> Heaving and puffing, the group of buff fighters, led by a ranger Zimri,
pulls a stage in
Whittled handrail on a large wooden stage
Tharun points at Frobozz
-> Jabriol ducks
Ailin laughs
Tharun shrugs
-> Drasoini pants as he pulls
-> Hlathan puffs himself up
Zimri wipes the sweat from his brow... WHEW!
Tharun says to Zimri, "brave little man"
Zimri says, "thanks!"
Zimri smiles at Tharun pleasantly.
Bessa hiccups
female orc enters.
Female orc grunts
Zimri sits by the tree.
Arcias says to Zimri, "anytime"
Frobozz laughs
-> Hlathan takes hold of his Mighty Amulet and looks pious
Bessa nods solemnly
Hlathan hmms
Raeghin giggles
Kendin chuckles
Haigen eeks!
Female orc wields shortsword.
Hlathan says, "Avast! An Orc!"
-> Female orc glares around menacingly
-> Drasoini tilts his head a bit
Mecil says, "what the?"
Eax laughs
Laceia smiles
Arcias says, "the hell?"
Vertas says, "save us Mighty Paladin!"
Tharun says to Orc, "Watch you're life fly away bitch! You'll be like
Frobozz on a Geth fishing charter haha!"
Frobozz says to Arcias, "Shhh"
-> Bessa snuggles closer to Haigen for protection
Hlathan says, "I say, lassie, what d'ye think you're doing here?"
-> Female orc walks slowly around, sniffing everyone
Female orc raises her eyebrow.
Female orc looks at Hlathan.
Hlathan shows off his muscles.
Frobozz winds up for a punch...
Frobozz delivers a solid punch to Tharun's left arm!
Jabriol chuckles "hehehehe"
Elidia says, "Eeeeew."
Zimri says, "oh, diced up geths!"
Zimri lets out a resounding cheer.
-> Laceia pulls her feet up onto the branch
-> Cydda clutches onto Eax
Tharun says to Frobozz, "My apologies. You could slay the church in an
instance. And you know I never lie. I apologise"
-> Ailin hides behind Mecil
-> Tharun bows humbly to Frobozz
-> Hlathan shakes his letter opener at the hideous she-orc!
Female orc grunts "Are you the mighty paladin, Groboss?!"
Hlathan says, "Indeed I am, lassie. What's it to ye?"
-> Kendin watches the paladin
Zimri says, "shhh"
-> Hlathan swells himself up
Female orc grunts "you're a lot cuter than the other orcs say"
Female orc winks at Hlathan
Laceia laughs
Hlathan hmms
Ailin laughs
Eax . o O ( is this the only cultured orc in the world? )
Frobozz laughs
Cydda giggles
Hlathan says, "Uh... why... thank ye, lassie..."
-> Hlathan backs away slowly
Kendin chuckles
Pormis chuckles
Babel nods at Tharun
Laceia says to Cydda, "Groboss is blushing"
Hlathan . o O ( She-orcs talk about me?! )
Zimri looks at Hlathan.
Cydda grins
Luftdon looks at Orc.
Laceia grins
Ailin giggles
-> Female orc saunters over to Groboss, trying to be seductve, but ends up
being quite clumsy
Tygeth chuckles
Arcias chuckles
Drasoini chuckles softly
Laceia laughs
-> Hlathan peers quizzically at the female orc
Female orc grunts "my what a large.......sword you have"
Hlathan says, "I say, lassie... what d'ye... what d'ye think you're doing?!"
Hendan shakes his head in amusement
Khyrl laughs
Ailin laffs out loud!
Laceia giggles
Hlathan looks at stainless steel letter opener
Cydda giggles
Zimri laffs out loud!
Haigen snickers
Kendin snickers
-> Hlathan hides his letter opener
Hlathan says, "Erm. Madam."
Raeghin raises her eyebrow.
Lexia laffs out loud!
Drasoini snorts in amusement
Laceia laffs out loud!
Bessa giggles
Eax laughs at Female orc
-> Female orc looks up at Groboss
Hlathan shuffles about uncomfortably
-> Female orc smiles, bearing some extremely nasty teeth
Hlathan says, "We... why, we hardly know each other, madam, and... y'see...
er..."
Hlathan says, "Why, wait a moment! I'm a married man!"
Hlathan tsks at Female orc
Female orc grunts "my dear paladin, why don't you bend down and give me
some shugga"
Frobozz laughs
Laceia rolls on the floor laughing
Raeghin rolls on the floor laughing
Vertas laffs out loud!
-> Raeghin howls!!!
Hlathan says, "MADAM!"
Tharun snickers
Ailin laughs
Tygeth laughs
Lexia laughs
-> Frobozz stiffles a laugh
Zimri chortles
Bessa snorts in amusement
-> Female orc puckers up
Hlathan says, "My lovely wife, HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!"
Hendan rolls on the floor laughing
-> Laceia nearly falls out of the tree laughing
Jabriol laffs out loud!
Kendin giggles
Frobozz lets out a resounding cheer.
-> Bessa groans in laughing disgust
-> Female orc clings to Groboss' leg
-> Hlathan backs away further
Jabriol yells: Hey wife!
Jabriol grins
Bessa laffs out loud!
Lokrian chuckles at Jabriol
Raeghin laffs out loud at Jabriol!
Zimri grins at Jabriol
Drasoini grins at Jabriol
-|===|- Rulfwar enters as YJandez, the Fearsome house wife! -|===|-
Rulfwar enters.
Female orc looks at Rulfwar.
Female orc gasps in astonishment!
-> Hlathan looks terrified
Rulfwar looks at Orc.
Rulfwar screams
Laceia rolls on the floor laughing
Lexia giggles
Cydda giggles
Bessa lets out a resounding cheer.
Ailin laughs
Khyrl chuckles
Kendin laffs out loud!
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Tygeth chuckles
Arcias rolls his eyes
Lexia grins
Arcias grins
Vertas snickers
Tharun lets out a resounding cheer.
Rulfwar says, "That's My Man!"
Hlathan says, "I say, me dear, save me from this luscious-- err, fearsome
lady Orc!"
Bessa snickers
Elidia laffs out loud!
Zimri says, "beat with her a rolling pin!"
Tharun laughs
Arcias laughs loudly
Female orc grunts "I was umpin' dat leg of his first"
-|===|- Rulfwar wields the rolling pin of Uber Baking! -|===|-
-> Hlathan trots over to hide behind Yjandez
Laceia rolls on the floor laughing
Tharun snickers
Frobozz says, "Yjandez looks tough!!"
Lokrian says, "eeeeeew"
Lokrian snickers
Raeghin says, "uber baking!"
Laceia giggles
Female orc looks at shortsword
Hlathan says, "Me love, defend me honor!"
-> Rulfwar chases the Orc wildly flailing
Hlathan says, "She tried to grab at me.. er... Sword, don't y'know!"
Rulfwar gives Female orc a boot to the head!
Ailin laughs
Zimri says, "Truth IS stranger than fiction!"
Kendin says, "go Yjandez!"
-> Bessa wipes tears of laughter from her eyes
Rulfwar tackles Female orc!
Female orc grunts "I will fight for the....gah!"
Rulfwar screams
Rulfwar winds up for a punch...
Rulfwar delivers a solid punch to Female orc's mouth!
Female orc winds up for a punch...
Female orc delivers a solid punch to Rulfwar's head!
Rulfwar takes a running charge towards Female orc!
*BLAMO!* You stare in surprise as Rulfwar headbutts Female orc!
Haigen says, "Now you're for it orcie"
Laceia giggles
Hendan shakes his head
Bessa yells: GO WIFE!
-> Female orc goes flying out of the room
Hendan laughs
Laceia laughs
Arcias chuckles
Frobozz laughs
Mecil smirks in amusement
Rulfwar says, "Groboss!"
Zimri snickers
Frobozz . o O ( that seems pretty accurate )
Vertas lets out a resounding cheer.
Hendan cheers enthusiastically for Rulfwar
Ailin laughs
Laceia giggles loudly
Hlathan says, "Ah, me dear lady wife!"
Rulfwar cuddles Hlathan
Hlathan says, "'Tis so fortunate I am t'have such a lovely lady... to
complement such a Mighty Paladin!"
Hlathan shows off his muscles.
Laceia grins
Zimri claps briefly
Elidia says to Hlathan, "Oooh. Kin I feel those muscles?"
Rulfwar says, "You know you shouldn't put yourself in such danger!"
Rulfwar says, "Remember what happened with those Gnats?"
Rulfwar nods seriously
Jabriol claps briefly
-> Laceia wipes the tears of laughter from her face
Arcias grins
Kendin laffs out loud!
Arcias laughs
Zimri snickers
Zimri pats Frobozz on the back
Bessa rolls on the floor laughing
Hlathan says, "'Twas not me fault, me dear. She was simply drawn by me manly
presence and me fearsome strength"
Rulfwar says, "Now... Lets go... You're going to rub my feet"
Hlathan says, "Or p'raps 'twas me manly odour"
Laceia laffs out loud!
Hendan laughs
Bessa nods
Lexia giggles
-> Raeghin falls over now, gasping for breathe
Rulfwar rolls his eyes at Hlathan
Elidia says, "I'd vote for the smell."
Bessa agrees wholeheartedly.
Frobozz laughs
Vertas coughs
Bessa giggles
Hlathan says, "Aye, me dear. Let's be off and make hay while the sun shines,
don't y'know."
Laceia laffs out loud!
Cydda giggles
Tygeth laughs
Drasoini grins
Eax smirks in amusement
Rulfwar says, "Now now... Be quiet. And get a move on!"
-> Hlathan takes Yjandez by the arm and trots out, looking important
Jabriol rolls on the floor laughing
Zimri snickers
Frobozz laffs out loud!
Ailin laughs
-> Kerrin howls with laughter!
Hendan laughs
Drasoini laughs
Kendin rolls on the floor laughing
Zimri says, "thats funny"
-> Laceia giggles uncontrollably
Vertas laughs
Vertas says, "and so true"
Tygeth lets out a resounding cheer.
Bessa applauds
Raeghin claps enthusiastically
Ailin lets out a resounding cheer.
Tharun grins, "Heh heh heh!"
Pormis claps briefly
Frobozz chuckles
Tharun laughs at Frobozz
Vertas yells: encore!
Tharun grins, "Heh heh heh!"
Lask claps briefly
Frobozz says, "That was good"
Frobozz claps briefly
-|===|- Rulfwar enters as Flem, the Infamouse Bard -|===|-
Rulfwar enters.
Jabriol smiles
Frobozz laughs loudly
Lexia laffs out loud!
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Drasoini laughs
Bessa applauds
Kendin chortles
Zimri says, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Frobozz lets out a resounding cheer.
Tygeth says, "Oh shit."
Hendan grins
Raeghin chuckles "hehehehe"
Tygeth laughs
Frobozz says, "It gets better!!!"
Haigen grins
A greeting card appears in a flash of light and floats into Rulfwar's hand!
Lexia laffs out loud!
Kendin says, "oh wow"
Tharun gasps in astonishment!
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Raeghin rolls on the floor laughing
Tharun says, "What's it say!?"
Laceia laffs out loud! Hendan holds onto his sides as he laughs
Eax says, "nice garters Flem"
Zimri says, "a card! BWAHAHAHAHAAH"
-|===|- Rulfwar swishes his Outrageously Fake Tail Fiendishly -|===|-
Rulfwar looks at greeting card
Tygeth laughs
Tharun ponders the situation.
Frobozz rolls on the floor laughing
Bessa rolls on the floor laughing
Haigen looks at Rulfwar.
Zimri says, "he even looks like kem! bwahahahahaha"
Cydda giggles
Mecil smirks in amusement
Drasoini throws his head back and cackles with glee
Rulfwar says, "OOohh Wonderful! My Anti- Fungal Ointment is ready!"
Rulfwar claps briefly
Raeghin says, "ohhh my side..."
Ailin laffs out loud!
Hendan grins
Laceia laffs out loud!
-> Bessa begins ot giggle and just doesn't stop.
Zimri snickers
Haigen snickers
-> Drasoini drops to a knee, comforting Raeghin
-> Rulfwar looks at his Ridiculous Tail
Rulfwar winces in pain.
Rulfwar says, "That has been itching like no other... I Reget letting Trevir
play with that"
Rulfwar hangs his head low in shame.
-> Eax catches himself falling out of the tree
Cydda holds Eax close
-> Laceia rubs her aching sides
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Lexia snickers
Laceia rolls on the floor laughing
-> Raeghin rubs lauging tears from her face
Tygeth chuckles
-|===|- Rulfwar thumps his tail -|===|-
-> Vertas pulls her tail away
-> Frobozz falls over
-> Ailin holds her side
-> Bessa staggers
-> Laceia laughing so very hard
Jabriol chortles
female orc enters.
Rulfwar raises his eyebrow.
Rulfwar looks at Orc.
-> Female orc wanders in, looking quite dejected
-> Zimri thumps Tharun on the back "Oh, come on now, LAUGH!"
Tharun shudders
Haigen says, "uh oh"
Tharun coughs
Frobozz laughs at Zimri
Hlathan enters.
-|===|- Rulfwar Whistles Appreciatively -|===|-
-> Tharun laughs enthusiastically
-> Bessa's eyes get very round
Laceia laughs
Elidia says, "Poor dejected orcie."
-> Female orc wipes a few tears then looks up
Rulfwar says to Orc, "Well what do we have here?"
Female orc looks at Rulfwar.
Frobozz says, "Oh god, don't subject the orc to that!!"
Laceia laffs out loud!
Hendan laffs out loud at Frobozz!
-> Female orc quickly composes herself
Female orc winks at Rulfwar
Rulfwar says to Orc, "What's your name pretty lass?"
Bessa giggles
Vertas looks at Hlathan.
-|===|- Rulfwar swishes his tail saucily -|===|-
Female orc grunts "Im Ulga, sweet thang"
Frobozz laughs loudly
Cydda grins
Raeghin grins, "Heh heh heh!"
Bessa exclaims, "HEEEEEE!"
Zimri snickers
Laceia laffs out loud!
Vertas rolls on the floor laughing
Rulfwar has a mischievous glint in his eyes.
-> Female orc forgets about the sword
Rulfwar says to Orc, "You don't know a Guy named Brode do you?"
Female orc grunts "what a large.....tail, you have"
Tygeth chuckles
Elidia says, "Somebody needs to get Flem some spectacles. He must be
blind!"
Zimri says to Elidia, "nah, thats a step up for him!"
Hendan chuckles
Ailin laughs
Lokrian snickers
Laceia laughs
Tharun says, "I know him! he was.. a character"
-> Drasoini falls over laughing, tail slamming against the ground
Frobozz says to Zimri, "Please, don't make fun of Tharun like that."
Female orc grunts "no"
Rulfwar says, "Excellent.... ."
Rulfwar flops on Female orc
Female orc grunts "You come here often?"
Laceia giggles at Drasoini
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Hendan laffs out loud!
Zimri says, "BRODE THE ORC!"
Laceia laffs out loud!
Eax laughs
Female orc cuddles Rulfwar
Rulfwar says, "Only when I know you're on the way"
Cydda laughs
Frobozz laughs
Eax . o O ( I wonder where Slyren is )
Female orc blushes an ugly shade of brown
Elidia laffs out loud!
Female orc nibbles on Rulfwar's tail
Female orc . o O ( Paladin? What paladin? )
Female orc stares dreamily at Rulfwar.
-> Looking at his tail, Rulfwar says "Don't worry about that Fungus... I got
medicine right here."
Zimri rolls on the floor laughing
Laceia giggles
Ailin says, "ewww"
Vertas laughs
Raeghin winces in pain.
Ailin laughs
Raeghin laffs out loud!
Tharun shudders
Kerrin says, "Ugh."
Cydda drinks Rulfwar's honey mead.
Drasoini throws his head back and cackles with glee
Hendan laughs
Frobozz . o O ( I wonder if it spread through the rest of Flem's church )
Laceia shudders
Rulfwar says, "You know that Groboss Has nothing on me..."
Rulfwar shakes his head no
Female orc grunts "how about we go back to my place, I've got some elf toe
soup and a perfectly filthy bed to romp in"
Female orc tingles all over.
Rulfwar moans
-> Rulfwar puts an arm around the Orc
Female orc beams brightly.
Rulfwar says, "Baby, You and me.. Mud wrestling"
Female orc trembles in anticipation
-> Cydda wrinkles her nose
Hendan grins
Tygeth chuckles
Rulfwar waves
Female orc grunts "lets go, shugga"
female orc leaves east.
Rulfwar leaves east.
Zimri says, "Give that orc a piece of "tail" Flem!"
Luftdon laughs
Laceia laughs
Kendin laffs out loud!
Eax smirks in amusement
Raeghin laffs out loud!
Lokrian explodes with joy, "WOO! WOO!"
Tharun snickers
Jabriol rolls on the floor laughing
Elidia says to Zimri, "That was baaaad."
Kerrin emits a screeching squawk of Ba-hahahahaha!
Vertas laffs out loud!
Ailin laughs
Raeghin says, "it was Genius!"
Raeghin lets out a resounding cheer.
Hendan lets out a resounding cheer.
Tygeth applauds loudly
Zimri lets out a resounding cheer.
Drasoini lets out a resounding cheer.
Zimri applauds
Lokrian says, "Kinda nastay"
Eax grins
Lokrian chuckles
Bessa lets out a resounding cheer.
Bessa hiccups
Luftdon lets out a resounding cheer.
Rulfwar enters.
Rulfwar beams brightly.
Lokrian lets out a resounding cheer.
Luftdon lets out a resounding cheer.
Vertas lets out a resounding cheer.
-> Kerrin whoops it up for the performers!
Bessa lets out a resounding cheer.
Ailin applauds
Zimri lets out a resounding cheer.
Luftdon applauds
Zimri looks at bag of holding
Elidia lets out a resounding cheer.
Pormis applauds
Frobozz lets out a resounding cheer.
Lokrian applauds
Jabriol claps briefly
Lexia lets out a resounding cheer.
-> Rulfwar smiles proudly about the crowd
Cydda claps enthuisiastically
Jabriol applauds
Hendan applauds Rulfwar.
Jabriol raises his drink in a toast to all!
-|===|- Hlathan puffs himself up to his full height -|===|-
Me dear lads and lasses, I hope you've enjoyed our show, starring:
Hlathan as Groboss, Mighty Paladin
Ardie as Ulga the Lady Orc
and Rulfwar as both Yjandez the House Wife and Flem the Fierce!
-> Vertas applauds wildly
Zimri lets out a resounding cheer.
Frobozz touches Rulfwar's forehead, bestowing the blessings of Vivoria.
Haigen jumps on Rulfwar's back and yells in his ear, "WOO! WOO!"
Raeghin yells: Bravo!
Haigen jumps on Hlathan's back and yells in his ear, "WOO! WOO!"
Hlathan crouches down and runs around yelling, "YIYIYIYIYI!"
Tygeth lets out a resounding cheer.
-> Bessa cheers wildly
Rulfwar says, "Thank you everyone!"
-> Zimri applauds and applauds, while coming to laugh and rock back and forth
Laceia lets out a resounding cheer.
Drasoini explodes with joy, "WOO! WOO!"
Kerrin runs around the room screaming, "WHEEEEEEE!!!!"
Raeghin whistles loudly
-> Laceia smiles softly at Drasoini
-> Eax meows his approval
Hlathan says, "Thank ye for coming, one and all!"
female orc enters.
-> Kendin puts two fingers in her mouth and whistles loudly
You flap your wings vigorously
Ailin says, "Hurray"
Rulfwar pats Female orc on the back
Female orc grins
Laceia says, "It was Wonderful!"
-> Kerrin hops around flapping his wings
Haigen says to Thalia, "You're teaching them well m'lady"
Frobozz touches Female orc's forehead, bestowing the blessings of Vivoria.
Frobozz chuckles "hehehehe"
Zimri cheers enthusiastically for Rulfwar
Zimri cheers enthusiastically for Female orc
Kerrin lets out a resounding cheer.
-|===|- Ardie takes Hlathan and Rulfwar by the hands and they bow
together -|===|-
Zimri cheers enthusiastically for Hlathan
Thalia says to Haigen, "they're professionals. I can't take credit for
teaching them."
Elidia applauds
Vertas lets out a resounding cheer.
Lexia applauds loudly
Lokrian lets out a resounding cheer.
Drasoini grins
-> Laceia claps loudly for them
-> Eax dextrously climbs down from the tree
Raeghin says, "I laughed..I cried, I have it two thumbs up"
Cydda lets out a resounding cheer.
Vertas says, "excellent job!"
Lokrian claps loudly
-> Ailin gets to her feet and keeps continues clapping
Hlathan smiles pleasantly
-> Drasoini slams his tail against the ground
Kendin applauds
Drasoini says, "Has my vote"
Hendan grins
Frobozz says, "I might be biased, but that was the best performance I've
seen in years."
Lexia grins at Frobozz
Hendan agrees wholeheartedly.
Eax grins
Frobozz whistles innocently
Tygeth laughs
Laceia cheers enthusiastically for Female orc
Haigen smiles at Thalia happily.
Ailin nods
Eax says, "aye...that was ingenious"
Laceia cheers enthusiastically for Rulfwar
Haigen says to Thalia, "Even professionals take a lead from someone more
seasoned than they"
Kendin smiles
Zimri says, "I just want to know one thing - how DID you know about Kem's
rash problem? He's kept that a secret for years!"
Female orc laughs
Thalia chuckles
Eax laughs
Laceia laffs out loud!
Vertas snickers
Hendan grins
Frobozz rolls on the floor laughing
Rulfwar laughs at Zimri
Hlathan chuckles
Drasoini laughs
Frobozz says, "Tharun probably shared"
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