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Jokes Top

Here is a selection of jokes. Please do not be disappointed that all of them are not here. If everyone could view them all here, then there would be little incentive to come see me in person!

  • Some Kind Of Joke?

    A Vishnav, a Bilanxian, and a Setite walk into the Green Griffin tavern.

    And Emirikol says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

  • Psions

    Why did the Psion cross the road?

    Because he THOUGHT he was on the other side!

  • Fighters

    What did one Fighter say to the other after trying on some new weapons and armor?

    Do these make my AXE look big?


Riddles Top

Here is a selection of riddles. Please do not be disappointed that all of them are not here. If everyone could view them all here, then there would be little incentive to come see me in person!

  • Riddle #1

    When there is fire in me, then I am still cold;
    When I own your true love's face, then you will not see me;
    To all things I give no more than I am given;
    In time I may have all things, and yet I keep nothing.

  • Riddle #2

    Remove the outside,
    Cook the inside,
    Eat the outside,
    Throw away the inside.

  • Riddle #3

    Can a man marry his widow's sister?

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